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Another lovely week of RE: GOOD STUFF. I only wish that that lovely member of TLC was still with us. Now the group is going to have to be crappy without her.
The best parts about being Joe are: the benefits of being God (including instant access to heaven, the power to condemn anyone to hell with the snap of my big powerful fingers, the ability to see through walls [Just like superman!], all the great dead girls in white robes, and the power to command those girls to take off their robes); the many girls always hitting on me (you know, the ones in my dreams); the pleasure of having the ability of the quality of being able to stretch a sentence out really long and putting as many brackets as humanly possible all in one sentence like a magician or something; having the best archive of classic rock that the world has ever seen; having the power over all of your minds at this very moment. Now, go get me a beer, bitch.
Today, I got away from lunch without a bit of make-up on my face. I consider that quite an accomplishment, considering that last week I got some on me everyday. But, I admit, it wasn't my doing. Bela forgot her compact, so I got home with just a little bit of cookie and bag in my hair. Ha, I've got you two right where I want you.
Man, it's been a long week. Sorry I haven't updated my site more, I just haven't had the time. Well, now I've got some time, so I'll write something. What? I don't know! What the hell are you talking about? Will you just leave me alone for three seconds so I can update my site? Thank you.
I'm going to get my drug test today for the job I'm getting. It's going to be cool, even though it's just a stupid temp position. Hey, I'm getting paid to do it so I don't care. Just as long as I'm making money, I'll do it. I won't do anything, though. I have my limits, unlike some people I know *cough-Kira-cough*. Well, I'm going to update The N files. Go to it, you'll love it!
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