PUNKMAN or THE ADVENTURES OF PUNKMAN

<big white letters across a black screen>

The year, 2064...

<letters fade and more appear>

EvilCitay is overrun by Superheros...

<letters fade and more appear>

and only one man can stop them...

<fade to scene where "super hero" is saving a woman from a mugger>

<a cry is heard from behind the camera, perhaps use only left speaker>

Punkman: Stop!

<they look toward the camera>

<Camera at ground level, shows feet walking into frame and stopping>

Superhero: Who are you?

Punkman: I am Punkman, protector of the evil; menance to those who do good.  I am here to wrong your right.

<superhero looks confused>

Superhero: Punkman?  Then why are you wearing that?

<Camera pans to see Punkman's entire body.  He is wearing something with preppy with a scarf or something>

Punkman: Aww, man!  Not again.  Just... just give me a second. 

<punkman goes off camera, returns in punk-ass clothing>

Punkman: Ok, ok...  now let's just start over again.

<shot goes to Punkman walking down the "Halls of Villiany" with people greeting him along the way>

Person greeting him: Evil be 'ya!

Punkman: Evil be 'ya!

Narrator: In a city where good is bad...

<punkman speaking to his girlfriend>

Punkman: I just can't seem to be evil enough as everyone else...

Narrator: He has to find his place.

<scene where punkman is speaking to a group of supervillians>

Punkman: Maybe we shouldn't be evil anymore; maybe good is the way to go...

<all the supervillians give him the evil eye...>

Punkman: ...or not?

<screen goes blank, music plays.  Words come across the screen>

Narrator: Dirtbag pictures presents <> The story of an up & coming supervillian <> who just can't seem to get it right.

<back to the first scene with old woman, mugger, and superhero.  Old woman is hitting Punkman over the head with her purse>

Punkman: stop... stop that!  I'm a supervillian!

Old woman: Oh... sorry, you were so handsome before, I thought you were one of them.

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