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WARNING: the site you are about to enter is funny, in a sick kind of way. Sex is often used twice in one sentence sex. Religion is often made fun of. Racists are sometimes burnt upon their own crosses. Dogs sometimes hump poor helpless puppets. Some complikayted words may be speeled wrogn. Bad fucking words are often used. Many people may be offended, like those dirty Mexicans. If you are under the age of 12, sheltered by your parents, are easily offended, or are incapable of handling graphic words, I suggest you not enter.
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"A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. 'Hear that?' you say. 'That's dynamite, baby.'" |
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